The Ballad of Gay Tony: Blog This! — Part 1 Walkthrough

The Ballad of Gay Tony walkthrough · Luis Lopez

The first Blog This! stage sets up the Celebinator meeting. Drive Tony and Gracie home, then use the cafe computer to contact the blogger.

Mission contact
Gay Tony Prince
Starting location
Hercules Westminster
The Celebinator’s in-game gossip page about Tony and Luis
Blog This! — Part 1 — The Ballad of Gay Tony

Mission walkthrough

  1. Drop off the passengers

    Take Tony and Gracie to Gracie’s house. Keep the car completely clear of traffic and street furniture if you are attempting the no-damage objective.

  2. Use the internet cafe

    Follow the cafe marker and sit at a computer. Open the relevant gossip article and post the response required by the mission.

  3. Leave the cafe

    Exit after completing the online interaction. The helicopter confrontation belongs to Part 2, which becomes available later in Tony’s storyline.

Key point

The time target is tight, while the car target allows no damage. Learn the route and make separate attempts if aggressive driving keeps spoiling the clean delivery.

100% score requirements

  • Complete this stage within 2 minutes 30 seconds.
  • Finish with zero car damage.

Use mission replay after finishing the story to improve individual requirements across separate attempts. Start each scoring run from the beginning; avoid checkpoint retries, taxis, cheats, death and arrest. Check the results screen after each run.

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